You get to supervise all household and automotive type repairs...when asked to help, complain a lot...soon you'll be in charge of getting the beer and sandwiches...be sure to point out all the stupid mistakes...
- Always ask to bar tend at parties, weddings, stag and do's etc...Explain that you really want to contribute something...once firmly ensconced behind the bar proceed to drink all the free swill you can possibly choke down...
- you never have to roll a joint again...just casually drop the bag in front of your mates and say, lets smoke a fatty...the best timing for this is when they are all dry...
- When in hospital you get to self medicate the morphine and they usually send you home with more painkillers than you actually need...
- having more than one of each kitchen utensil is redundant and requires excess one handed dishwashing....a note to single bpi's, paper plates save a lot of toil in the kitchen...
- Cute nurses and physical therapists working on you...
- The fearful looks from normal people...
- freaking out store clerks and waiters...
- getting a cool nickname like "the claw " or " the crab "...
- Chicks dig scars...
- You have an excuse for your bad attitude...
- Acceptance of your insanity (most say I haven't changed much)...
